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[pissedkringle]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, Santa. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE XXX.XX.XXX.XX *** Santa has joined XXX.XX.XXX.XX <Santa> so, THIS is our interface, huh. <Santa> i mean, i don't know what i was expecting, but really? just LOOK at this dinosaur! <Santa> you'd think an interdimensional dump like this would have a better grasp of technology! <Santa> but yeah. say whatever.

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[conceivesfrenzy]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

<Santa>

[pissedkringle]

[Oh, my fucking god.]

nice try, but nobody buys that spam shit. go find someone else to curse.

[Besides, he looks freakier than usual already. Your point?]

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[conceivesfrenzy]

dumb ass
you're number..... 4 or 5

im not taking any chances here

<~sHoOtInG~sTaR~>

[ilovepuppies]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!