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<Santa> so, THIS is our interface, huh.
<Santa> i mean, i don't know what i was expecting, but really? just LOOK at this dinosaur!
<Santa> you'd think an interdimensional dump like this would have a better grasp of technology!
<Santa> but yeah. say whatever.